How Trump will tackle Coronavirus— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) January 26, 2020
1. Tweet Coronavirus is not so dangerous.
2. Ban Asians from the US.
3. Cordon off cities he doesn't like (NYC, LA)
4. Blame Democrats for spread of disease.
5. Hermetically seal all Mar-A-Lago golf carts.
6. Appoint a camouflaged Disease Force.