This Russian Mob/intel conspiracy is so subtle that their dipshit puppet in America got impeached, their banks are sanctioned, their drug mule/politicians get arrested, and their idiot foreign ministers traipse around Washington bragging about how they failed at attacking NATO.

Yes, the Russian Mob/intel conspiracy is soooo subtle that that their century of techniques and assets are exposed by non-experts, their ambitions are laid bare, their thin veneer of Euro-leaning gentility reveals them as the moron-pirate step children of Genghis Khan.

— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) December 11, 2019